I think I am going to call the RSPCA if Mum dances with me again, she goes bonkers!

Lola thinks she is -umbo the flying elephant.

I think I am going to call the RSPCA if Mum dances with me again, she goes bonkers! Well, sometimes I think Mum is off her rocker. The other day she put on a song called Lola by the Kinks, recorded in 1970, so I don't expect many people who are still alive from then, except Mum. Even turned the volume up like a million decibels, and I tried to run into the garden, but she grabbed me, pulled me to her chest and grabbed my right leg and stuck it out at 90 degrees, (it's not designed to do that) and then danced me around the room. Over and above that, she started singing like mega loud in my ear. Talk about feeling embarrassed, and I am so glad Martha, my doggie dating friend, was not around. She said she liked music with a bit of rhythm, not this waltzing they do on Strictly. She reckons they look like a pair of swans and expect they end up in A&E with neck injuries. Human necks are not designed to be pulled out of the vertebrae and then thrown back as though their dancing partner has bad breath. I asked her what about my leg? She grabbed me again twirled it around 180 degrees and said nothing wrong with it, don't be a wimp.

 Oh boy, Donald (not duck), the other Donald, the one who is in charge of the USA. He caught COVID-19 this week, and so did his wife, Melena, I think that is her name. Donald went into a Military Hospital for treatment, he must have been very ill, but he did not stay long. It seems like the disinfection worked quickly. Mum has a few bottles because she sprays it where I wee in the house, so we will be able to start treatment pretty quickly.

  Lolo reckons she can sort COVID-19 out without using disinfection, just give her 1 rounds in the cage with her!

Not much to report this week, I have put on a couple of pounds, Mum says I feel full of muscles, and she may put me up for the ladies rugby team.

Mum invites me to her NHS meeting, she wants me to learn how it works, I told her I had my eyes shut, BUT I was listening.

I nearly forgot many people have written in to ask where Mum gets my raw food from, its called Honey's Raw Food AND you will get a free tin of Beautiful Joe’s ethical dog treats. Tell the lovely ladies at Honey's that Lady Lola told you and I will get a cut. Thanks. 

 Sorry, my blog is late this week, I have just been too busy playing, oh so much stress! Destressing after a day of playing.