Mum says if I waggle my bottom any more when I first see her in the morning it will drop off, and I will be left in two halves.

I love it when Mum goes to her office. I am allowed to lie in a bed under her desk. I am not allowed in there unless she is there. She says in case I have my bowels opened, an extraordinary way of saying I might do big jobbies. Mum who was a nurse tells me that's the right way to say it. 

  Me writing my blog

Anyway, I was going to mention a conversation I overheard with Mum and Aunty Jan when I was under the desk. They were discussing what food I should go on, and Aunty Jan said she fed her dog, Millie, on raw food that she buys from ............, I am not going to say as they may not like it if hundreds of people start buying their food! And there is none left for Millie and me. Mum told me if we did say their name we may get a commission, free dog food for Millie and me! Mum was very keen to put me on raw food because she thinks she is a Lifestyle guru and said that people that eat processed food (like dogs kibble) means people get ill with lots of different diseases. Remember Mum is a nurse, well a retired nurse. I do love my raw food; it makes me feel like an ancient warrior dog hunting rats and rabbits. Mum said hang on there Lola you don't get rats in you packaged food, only British organic chicken, turkey and beef etc. The book Mum read stated that I don't have a smelly poo, that's right. My teeth and gums will not get so much plaque. "a sticky, colourless or yellow film on my teeth." it's alright for humans they can have dentures when they get old. Mum said she thinks Mr SuperVet what's his name - Bionic Brains Fitzpatrick fellow can replace any part of a dog, bugger plaque.

   My meeting Rufus, big, black and beautiful

Oh, I have been to the beach with Mum this week. WOW, so many people and dogs and birds. Mums said I went B A L L I S T I C. She whistled, screamed my name and rattled her tin of my treats, but I just kept going. She had read where a puppy of my age should only exercise for 15 minutes a day. 15 minutes, no way! I had enough playmates there for a week. N O T H I N G was going to stop me. Did you see the picture of Rufus and me, he was big, beautiful and black. Mum said it must have felt like her looking up the trouser leg of the Jolly Green Giant. 

   Me going BALLISTIC on the beach