Friday, 25 September 2020

I am now 12 weeks plus and still growing. Mum says I look like a wheelbarrow as my back legs are growing so fast.

I went for my 12-week injection yesterday, K promised that my feet could soon touch the ground for a walk on the beach, but my Vet said another 72 hrs! I can't wait to get to the beach and meet other dogs.


       Getting ready for my feet to touch the ground, my new harness!
I did not think much of that soon got my feet out.
I am fed up with K saying ouch every time I bite her. I did give her a fair bite on her little toe the other day and my my it did bleed. She had to put her foot in saltwater while we were watching the TV so she did not get an infection. She says I am like "Jaws", with shark-like sharp teeth. K says because of the pandemic, everyone has to wear masks, and they look so funny. At the vets, I had to wait in the car park for my Vet. When my turn came, K was so pleased to see Vet L. She likes her, and they seemed good friends. Vet L had looked after Missie, K's last dog, a border terrier, who's dead and buried in the garden, I am sure I can smell her by the pond. Anyway, Vet L took me away into her room and inspected me, weighed me and gave me an injection. I was there for ages. All the staff came in for a cuddle and also got a little bite, ouch! They seem to think I was cute. 

 When I was sitting on K's lap having a quiet cuddle she told me about the pandemic. K said she was very, very angry with those people from across the other side of the world because she caught the virus and was very, very ill. Its name is COVID19; I am glad I am not called that, not at all a sexy name like Lola. K was also nearly pulling her hair out when she said that "those" people eat any animal that could walk, fly or swim, and COVID 19 lived in bats and have now crossed to humans. They put animals in filthy cages, and "those people" are insensitive and very cruel. K said that they even eat dogs now. I am also getting angry. I won't be going there on holiday when I grow up. She noted that scientists have said that dogs can even catch Covid19. That's not on. I would look silly in a mask. 

     Yes, I think I am love already.
I have not seen K get so angry before, (only when I bit her hard), as thousands of people in the world have now died. K said that it looks like we are going into another "lockdown". She put her hands over my ears because she uses some disgusting words, (even with my ears clamped I could hear) and says we would have to stay at home again. BUT, the last lockdown dogs could get two walks a day. K wants me to be a marathon dog soon so we can walk from 7 till 11 am and 1 till 5 pm, that's two walks, dinner then bed. Sounds good to me. 

     Yep, I an't going to be a lockdown dog I am ready for my two marathon walks. 
Oh, last night Boris gave a "speech to the nation" about the next lockdown. Mum has stopped listing to him, she said if she could find a cell big enough she would put overweight Boris and Mr Wankcock in it and throw away the keys. I asked who was Mr Wankcock was? Mum said she did not say Wankcock, she said Hancock, and he looks after the NHS. Under her breath heard her say "um yes but it's all the same thing". Mum said she would only unlock the cell when those two had more women around the cabinet table. Those men don't understand things like women. Balance around the cabinet table is what's needed; I don't know why they just don't put some bits of wood under the table if it's wobbling.

2 comments:

  1. You are obviously going to have great fun with the harness and collar! Just love the picture of Lola with the big dog. She looks so little.

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  2. I am still chuckling at all the little stories. Love the Wankcock, or rather just the name! I wonder if there is a dictionary definition of if we should be saying doing a Wankcock - 'I am working night and day.....'

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